SETTING:
In the bathroom stall inside the Resturant "Steamer" that we went to on Valentine's Day.  Of coarse, Reilly needed to do the #2.


Me: Reilly, You done?

Reilly (with a serious look and growling voice):  Mommma!

Me: Come on you gotta be done.

Reilly(yelling):  Momma!  STAY ON TARGET!!!!!

Me(totally shocked look):  What did you just say???

Reilly(so sure of himself): I said, STAY ON TARGET!


I could hear the lady next to us giggling.  I have have to say, I thought it was pretty funny  too!